"In all of living have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured!"
~ Gordon B. Hinckley

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Death Be to the 8-legged Vermin!

Warm weather is coming! And with it comes an invasion of spiders. Also allergies...but spiders are much worse. I hate hate HATE having them in the house!! I almost died last Summer because of all the spiders that decided to inhabit the basement we live in! Ok maybe that's a little bit of an exaggeration, but remember this post? Over 26 spiders in your house in 1 week is too many!!

BUT, this year I am prepared. I still have about 1/2 gallon of spider-killing poison that I have already sprayed around everywhere once and killed 5 spiders with so far this Spring :)

And so to you spiders out there who think it would be fun to come live with us, I have prepared this letter:

Dear spiders,
do not even think of trying to move in. Please know that if you set foot inside this basement you will be mercilessly killed on sight. Invisible poison has already been left nearly everywhere in the basement to kill you silently while we sleep. To prevent you from simply playing dead, if you are found you will not only be poisoned, you will be drowned in poison and/or smashed by the mighty Trevor. I am very thorough in these matters. Do not test me. You WILL end up dead.
Please feel free to live anywhere in the great outdoors. There is much more food and better scenery and much more variety in company for you to enjoy. Plus the weather is beautiful.
Best Wishes at finding a different home,
Karin Michelle

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